Kabhi pyar mat karna
Zindagi me kabhi pyar mat karna,
Hojaye to inkar mat karna,
Nibha sako to chalna usi ki rah par,
Warna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna.
Sotey mein bolne ki bimaari
BV doctor se: Mere Husband ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai.
Mein unhain kya doon?
Doctor: Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !
Height of responsibility
1 aadmi library me jakar..
Suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..?
Librarian ghurte huye
Waapis karne koun aayega?
Phool se pehle
Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
Karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
Kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
Surat se pehle uske Dil ko to dekho.
Tera sath hai to
Tera sath hai to mujhe kya kmi hai,
Teri her muskaan se mili mujhe kushi hai,
Muskuraate rahna isi trh humesha,
Kyo ki teri is muskaan me meri jaan bsi hai.
Kash tum dekh sakte
Girl to her Blind BF:
Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu…
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Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh wale
Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
Kamini andha hu chutiya nahi..
Hum Chlormint Kyun Khate Hai..?
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?
Kyun ki,
Cadbary
Perk
Kitkat
Munch
Ye Sub 1 Rupay Me nahi Milte.
Dobara Mat Puchna.
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